Dr. Navtej Kohli Blog

The Ranks of a Hospital by Navtej Kohli

Surgeon:

• Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
• Is more productive than a train
• Is faster than a speeding bullet
• Walks on water
• Talks with God

Internist:

• Leaps short buildings in a single bound
• Is more powerful than a switch engine
• Is faster than a speeding BB
• Walks on water if the sea is calm
• Talks with God if special request is approved

General Practitioner:

• Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
• Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
• Nurse Practitioners
• Can fire a speeding bullet
• Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
• Is occasionally addressed by God

Resident:

• Barely clears a picket fence
• Loses tug-of-war with a train
• Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
• Swims well
• Talks with animals

Intern:

• Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
• Is run over by a train
• Is not issued ammunition
• Dog paddles
• Talks to walls

Medical Student:

• Runs into buildings
• Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
• Wets himself with a water pistol
• Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
• Mumbles to himself

Nurse:

• Lifts buildings and walks under them
• Kicks trains off the track
• Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
• Freezes water with a single glance
• The Nurse IS God!!!!

Duh!
Though at certain parts my understanding failed :(, but it wasn’t that bad either, what say?