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Navtej Kohli’s Laughter Prescription

The Ranks of a Hospital by Navtej Kohli

Surgeon:

  • Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
  • Is more productive than a train
  • Is faster than a speeding bullet
  • Walks on water
  • Talks with God

Internist:

  • Leaps short buildings in a single bound
  • Is more powerful than a switch engine
  • Is faster than a speeding BB
  • Walks on water if the sea is calm
  • Talks with God if special request is approved

General Practitioner:

  • Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
  • Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
  • Nurse Practitioners
  • Can fire a speeding bullet
  • Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
  • Is occasionally addressed by God

Resident:

  • Barely clears a picket fence
  • Loses tug-of-war with a train
  • Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
  • Swims well
  • Talks with animals

Intern:

  • Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
  • Is run over by a train
  • Is not issued ammunition
  • Dog paddles
  • Talks to walls

Medical Student:

  • Runs into buildings
  • Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
  • Wets himself with a water pistol
  • Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
  • Mumbles to himself

Nurse:

  • Lifts buildings and walks under them
  • Kicks trains off the track
  • Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
  • Freezes water with a single glance
  • The Nurse IS God!!!!

Duh!
Though at certain parts my understanding failed :(, but it wasn’t that bad either, what say?

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