Dr. Navtej Kohli Blog

Navtej Kohli tells another laughable piece of medical humor on this Dr. Navtej Kohli blog. Read and enjoy…

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY

1. Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3. Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4. Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5. Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie
6. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
7. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”
8. Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
9. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, he’s got two of’em
10. What do you mean “You want a divorce?”

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