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Calling Psychiatric Hotline - Navtej Kohli joke

Medical is a serious business, But Navtej Kohli is always game for tickling that funny bone…

Here comes another hysterical joke on Navtej Kohli Blog!

TRING!!  TRING!!

Recording - “Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.

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